Raja Petra’s Short Story–Indian and White Women
My friend, now on the other side of the political divide and an apologist for Prime Minister Najib Razak, is a fiction writer. Raja Petra is fun to read if you wish to wish to find comic relief and cope with the political nonsense that has transformed Malaysia into Malusia.
That Prime Minister Najib Razak is the most corrupt leader in our country’ s history is fact, not fiction. He is also a liar. Raja Petra disagrees with the majority of us.
That Raja Petra, Pete as I know him, has abandoned his cherished civil society causes– for which he was charged under ISA, sent to jail and later released– is a fact. It is also a fact that he has let his friends like the late Bernard Zorro Khoo, Magick River’s Antares (pic below), Haris Ibrahim, Art Harun, Lim Teck Ghee, and yours truly down et.al down.
The Late Bernard Zorro Khoo and Magick River’s Antares
Pete has changed his mind. He seems to have adopted John Maynard Keynes’ dictum, “When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir?” But have facts changed? –Din Merican
This story is a work of fiction and any resemblance or similarity to people already dead, still alive, or about to die, is purely coincidental and we would like to apologise in advance if anyone makan cili rasa pedas.
NO HOLDS BARRED
by Raja Petra Kamarudin
This is a tale of an Indian woman and a White woman colluding to oust the Prime Minister of a country that they say is going bankrupt. Hence the country needs to be saved, the Indian woman and the White woman say. To save the country they will oust the Prime Minister and replace him with an Indian Prime Minister who used to be the Prime Minister for 22 years and who was the reason the country is going bankrupt in the first place.
The fictional Indian woman and the fictional White woman
The Indian woman and the White woman then came out with a plan. They will accuse the Prime Minister of stealing RM42 billion of the country’s money and will spread this story far and wide. The Indian woman and the White woman were brought up to believe if you keep repeating the same lie over and over again and if you can get many other people to repeat it as well, especially other White people from White countries such as the United States, then even black can become white and white can become black.
The problem, though, while it may have been a good plan, this Indian woman and White woman got distracted. Before the Prime Minister can be ousted, and before the old Indian Prime Minister who ran the country for 22 years and practically bankrupted the country can take over, the Indian woman and the White woman allowed their anti-Islam prejudices to get the better of them. They also tried to oust the President of the Islamic Party.
So they plotted to plant a story that the Prime Minister has bought off the President of the Islamic Party for RM90 million. Then they said another Islamic Party leader was bought off for RM200 million. And that was why, the Indian woman and the White woman said, these people decided to bring the Islamic Party out of the opposition coalition.
The fact that they did not bring the Islamic Party out of the coalition and instead the coalition was closed down is a small detail. The fact that the State Assemblymen in the opposition-run state refuse to resign even when told to do so because they still want to be part of the state government is another small detail. They say the Islamic Party left the coalition because of the bribe, which they said is RM90 million and now say is RM200 million.
The White woman then mocked the President of the Islamic Party and dared him to sue her. If her allegations are false then the President of the Islamic Party should sue her. So he did and now the White woman is upset and says that the President of the Islamic Party and the Prime Minister are colluding to smear her good name and destroy her sterling reputation. She is also counterclaiming for damages because, according to her, she is suffering from severe stress, anxiety and distress.
Why this White woman is so kaypoh about another country that has nothing to do with her is a mystery yet to be solved. Her own country is so kecoh and yet she does not talk one word about her own country and talks non-stop about another country that has nothing to do with her. Racism is so high in her own country and Muslims are being attacked but the newspapers do not talk about it. Even the capital city of her country is regarded as the most dangerous city in Europe, especially if you are Muslim.
Some say she is being paid a large sum of money to attack the Prime Minister and help the old Indian Prime Minister who bankrupted the country to take back power. I doubt it, though, because White people are noble and honest and surely they cannot be bribed. We seldom hear about White people doing bad things like non-White people. The fact that Hitler was White is coincidental and cannot be used as the measurement for all White people.
It is equally puzzling as to why the Indian woman talks so bad about her adopted country when she became very rich because of her adopted country. In her own country about 100 million Indians are involved in the prostitution industry. That is more than three times the population of her adopted country. Children are kidnapped from villages and teenage boys and girls are sold into prostitution. If they try to escape they are murdered and one person admitted on TV that he has personally murdered 500 people who tried to escape.
If this Indian woman were back in India she would probably be working in a brothel pimping children for a living. Yet she condemns her adopted country and does not say a word about the appalling conditions in her own mother country. The English call this looking a gift horse in the mouth. Muslims call it kufur nikmat — kufur coming from the word kafir.
Anyway, the White woman was told to show proof to support her allegation that the Prime Minister bribed the President of the Islamic Party for RM90 million. But she could not. Instead she told the court the Indian woman was the one who told her the story. When the media asked the Indian woman she replied ‘no comment’.
So it looks like either the White woman got the Indian woman into deep shit or the Indian woman got the White woman into deep shit. Anyway, whatever it may be both are now in deep shit. Nevertheless, the White woman has fingered the Indian woman as the person who started the story.
And this is not the first bribery story the Indian woman started, mind you. In an earlier incident this same Indian woman started the story about the Chief Minister of an opposition state being bought off by the Prime Minister regarding his Islamic Bank case. The poor Chief Minister was forced to resign because of that story and the person who went all over the country carrying this story was sued in court and eventually had to apologise to settle the case out of court.
So this Indian woman has been traced to more than just one bribery story. She somehow gets an orgasm when she tells stories about people receiving bribes. Considering some people get an orgasm when they have sex with corpses in a mortuary it makes sense that the Indian woman gets aroused when she spreads false stories about people receiving bribes.
Anyway, that is the tale of the Indian woman and the White woman who spread false stories in the hope of bringing down the Prime Minister and replace him with an Indian Prime Minister who ran the country for 22 years and practically bankrupted the country. Whether they are prostituting themselves for a lot of money or whether they get sexually aroused by doing this is not known at this stage. What is known, however, is that the White woman has shifted the blame to the Indian woman while the Indian woman refuses to say anything.
But then this is what the Indian woman is so fond of doing. She throws stones while hiding her black hands and lets others take the fall for it. And then she tells the Prime Minister that whoever wants to form the government will need the Indian votes or else, without the Indian votes, they cannot win the elections. And then they talk to both sides and offer their votes to the highest bidder like in an auction.