The State of Conservatism in the US
October 30, 2010
The State of Conservatism
by Christopher Caldwell*
Within the space of a week last summer, one judge in Arizona, ruling in a suit brought by the Obama administration, blocked a provision in a new state law permitting police officers to check the status of suspected illegal immigrants, while another blocked the implementation of a California referendum banning gay marriage. The two decisions imposed liberal policies that public opinion opposed. These things happen, of course. Congress had acted contrary to measurable public opinion when it passed health care reform in March. What made the two judicial rulings different was that both seemed to challenge the principle that it is the people who have the last word on how they are governed.
American conservatives, most notably the activists who support various Tea Party groups, have a great variety of anxieties and grievances just now. But what unites them all, at least rhetorically, is the sense that something has gone wrong constitutionally, shutting them out of decisions that rightfully belong to them as citizens. This is why many talk about “taking our country back.”
If polls are to be believed, conservatives should have no difficulty taking the country back or doing whatever else they want with it. Gallup now counts 54 percent of likely voters as self-described conservatives and only 18 per cent as liberals. More than half of Americans (55 per cent) say they have grown more conservative in the past year, according to the pollsters Scott Rasmussen and Doug Schoen in their new book, MAD AS HELL: How the Tea Party Movement Is Fundamentally Remaking Our Two-Party System (Harper/HarperCollins, $27.99).
America’s self-described conservatives, however, have a problem: They lack a party. While the Tea Party may look like a stalking horse for Republicans, the two have been a bad fit. Insurgents have cut a swath through Republicans’ well-laid election plans. They helped oust Florida’s party chairman. They toppled the favored candidates of the party establishment in Alaska, Colorado, Delaware, Florida, Kentucky, New York, South Carolina, Utah and elsewhere.
More than 70 percent of Republicans embrace the Tea Party, but the feeling is not reciprocated. If conservatives could vote for the Tea Party as a party, they would prefer it to the Republicans, according to Rasmussen. (Lately, Rasmussen’s polling, more than others’, has favored Republicans. Not coincidentally, perhaps, it has picked up certain recent shifts earlier and more reliably — like the surge that won the Republican Scott Brown the late Ted Kennedy’s Massachusetts Senate seat in January.) Much of the Tea Party is made up of conservative-leaning independents.
The journalist Jonathan Rauch has called these people “debranded Republicans,” and they are debranded for a reason — 55 percent of them oppose the Republican leadership. While Republicans are likely to reap all the benefit of Tea Party enthusiasm in November’s elections, this is a marriage of convenience. The influential conservative blogger Erick Erickson of RedState.com, insists that one of his top goals is denying the Republican establishment credit for any electoral successes.
Hence the Republicans’ problem. After November, the party will need to reform in a conservative direction, in line with its base’s wishes, and without a clear idea of whether the broader public will be well disposed to such reform. How Republicans wound up in this situation requires one to state the obvious. Well before George W. Bush presided over the collapse of the global financial system, a reasonable-sounding case was being mustered that he was the worst president in history.
Foreign policy was the grounds on which voters repudiated him and his party, starting in 2006, and President Obama’s drawdown of forces in Iraq may be the most popular thing he has done. But foreign policy is unlikely to drive voters’ long-term assessment of the parties. The Iraq misadventure was justified with the same spreading-democracy rhetoric that Bill Clinton, Madeleine Albright and other Democrats used to justify interventions in Haiti and the Balkans in the 1990s. President Obama’s difficulties in resolving Afghanistan and closing Guantánamo show that Bush’s options were narrower than they appeared at the time.
Republicans’ future electoral fortunes will depend on domestic policy and specifically on whether they can reconnect with “small-c” conservatism — the conservatism whose mottoes are “Neither a borrower nor a lender be” and “Mind your own business,” and the opposite of which is not liberalism but utopianism. The Bush administration was a time of “big-C” Conservatism, ideological conservatism, which the party pursued with mixed results. As far as social issues were concerned, this ideology riveted a vast bloc of religious conservatives to the party, and continues to be an electoral asset (although that bloc, by some measures, is shrinking). Had gay marriage not been on several state ballots in 2004, John Kerry might now be sitting in the White House.
Ideological conservatism also meant “supply-side economics” — a misnomer for the doctrine that all tax cuts eventually pay for themselves through economic growth. The problem is, they don’t. So supply-side wound up being a form of permanent Keynesian stimulus — a bad idea during the overheated years before 2008. Huge tax cuts, from which the highest earners drew the biggest benefits, helped knock the budget out of balance and misallocated trillions of dollars. To a dispiriting degree, tax cuts remain the Republican answer to every economic question. Eric Cantor, potentially the House majority leader, told The Wall Street Journal that if Democrats went home without renewing various Bush-era tax cuts (which they did), “I promise you, H.R. 1 will be to retroactively restore the lower rates.”
Until recently, supply side was political gravy for Republicans. It confirmed the rule that in American politics the party most plausibly offering something for nothing wins. In the 1980s, the New York congressman Jack Kemp was the archetype of an ambitious, magnanimous, “sunny” kind of Republican who let you keep more of your taxes while building more housing for the poor. Democrats who questioned the affordability of these policies sounded like killjoys. In a time of scarcity like our own, calculations change. Today your tax cut means shuttering someone else’s AIDS clinic. Your welfare check comes off of someone else’s dinner table.
Deficits in the Obama era are a multiple of the Bush ones, and the product of a more consciously pursued Keynesianism. But that does not absolve Republicans of the need to find a path to balancing the budget. With some exceptions — like Representative Paul Ryan of Wisconsin, a Kemp protégé who has laid out a “Road Map” for reforming (i.e., cutting) Social Security in coming generations — Republicans have not adjusted to zero-sum economics. There is certainly no credible path to budget balance in the “Pledge to America” released in late September.
Yet the case against supply-side economics can never be airtight or decisive, and Republican tax promises will probably help the party this year. That is because taxes are not just an economic benchmark, but a political one. The public should not expect more in services than it pays in taxes. But the government should not expect more in taxes than it offers in representation. And the number of Americans who feel poorly represented has risen alarmingly during the Obama administration.
Americans’ feelings toward the president are complex. On the one hand, there is little of the ad hominem contempt that was in evidence during the Clinton and Bush administrations. There are no campaign spots showing a Congressional candidate’s face morphing into Obama’s. But the president’s ideology, fairly or not, has provoked something approaching panic. Not many Americans agree that Obama is a closet totalitarian, as the Fox News host Glenn Beck has claimed. But they have serious misgivings of a milder kind.
In retrospect it looks inevitable that Republicans would have been punished by voters in 2008; but until Lehman Brothers collapsed in mid-September of that year, it was far from certain they would be, despite strong Democratic gains in the 2006 elections. Independent and Republican voters wanted an assurance that Senator Obama would not simply hand over power to the Democratic Party. He consistently provided it. The centerpiece of his campaign was a promise of post-partisanship. He introduced himself as a Senate candidate in 2004 at the Boston convention, deriding as false the tendency of pundits to “slice and dice our country into red states and blue states” — a bracingly subversive thing to do at a partisan convention. He praised Ronald Reagan.
And in 2008 he got more than 52 percent of the vote, a higher percentage than many political consultants thought possible for a Democrat. That means he came into office unusually dependent on the good will of independents and Republicans. And yet, once in power, the president set to work enacting the agenda of the same Congressional Democrats he had implied he would keep at arm’s length. No president in living memory has compiled a slenderer record of bipartisanship.
It is often said in the president’s defense that Republican obstructionism left him no choice. Today, this is true — and it has put an end, for now, to the productive part of his presidency. But it was not true at the time of the stimulus in early 2009, when the president’s poll numbers were so stratospherically high that it appeared risky to oppose him on anything.
Republicans certainly cannot be blamed for the way Democrats passed their health care bill. Whether or not the deal-making and parliamentary maneuvering required to secure passage was unprecedented, it was unprecedented in the era of C-Span and blogs, and many voters found it corrupt. The president’s legislative program has been bought at a huge price in public discontent. The expression “picking up nickels in front of a steamroller” has been used to describe a lot of the gambles taken by A.I.G. and other companies on the eve of the financial crisis. It describes the president’s agenda equally well.
It is vital to understand where this steamroller is coming from. According to Gallup, support for Obama has fallen only slightly among Democrats, from 90 percent to 81 percent, and only slightly among Republicans, from 20 percent to 12 percent. It is independents who have abandoned him: 56 percent approved of him when he came into office, versus 38 percent now. The reason the country is getting more conservative is not that conservatives are getting louder. It is that people in the dead center of the electorate are turning into conservatives at an astonishing rate.
The frustration and disappointment of these voters is probably directed as much at themselves as at their president. There were two ways to judge Obama the candidate — by what he said or by the company he kept. The cable-TV loudmouths who dismissed Obama right off the bat were unfair in certain particulars. But, on the question of whether Obama, if elected, would be more liberal or more conservative than his campaign rhetoric indicated, they arrived at a more accurate assessment than those of us who pored over his speeches, parsed his interviews and read his first book.
Some wish the president had governed more to the left, insisting on a public option in the health care bill and pushing for a larger stimulus. But those people make up only a small fraction even of the 18 percent of voters who call themselves liberal. In a time of growing populism and distrust, Republicans enjoy the advantage of running against the party of the elite. This seems to be a controversial proposition, but it should not be.
It is not the same as saying that Democrats are the party of elitism. One can define elitism as, say, resistance to progressive taxation, and make a case that Republicans better merit that description. But, broadly speaking, the Democratic Party is the party to which elites belong. It is the party of Harvard (and most of the Ivy League), of Microsoft and Apple (and most of Silicon Valley), of Hollywood and Manhattan (and most of the media) and, although there is some evidence that numbers are evening out in this election cycle, of Goldman Sachs (and most of the investment banking profession). That the billionaire David Koch’s Americans for Prosperity Foundation supports the Tea Party has recently been much in the news. But the Democrats have the support of more, and more active, billionaires. Of the 20 richest ZIP codes in America, according to the Center for Responsive Politics, 19 gave the bulk of their money to Democrats in the last election, in most cases the vast bulk — 86 percent in 10024 on the Upper West Side. Meanwhile, only 22 percent of non-high-school educated white males are happy with the direction the country is going in. The Democrats’ overlap with elites leaves each party with a distinctive liability. The Democrats appear sincerely deluded about whom they actually represent. Democrats — who would have no trouble discerning elite solidarity in the datum that, say, in the 1930s the upper ranks of Britain’s media, church, business and political institutions were dominated by Tories — somehow think their own predominance in similar precincts is . . . what? Coincidence? Irony?
Republicans, meanwhile, do not recognize the liability that their repudiation by elites represents in an age of
expertise and specialization — even in the eyes of the non-elite center of the country. Like a European workingman’s party at the turn of the last century, the Republican Party today inspires doubts that it has the expertise required to run a large government bureaucracy. Whatever one thinks of Obama’s economic team, and Bill Clinton’s before it, the Bush White House was never capable, in eight years, of assembling a similarly accomplished one. Nor is there much evidence that Republicans were ever able to conceptualize the serious problems with the nation’s medical system, let alone undertake to reform it on their own terms. “Democrats and Republicans agree that our health care system is broken in fundamental ways,” Eric Cantor notes in YOUNG GUNS: A New Generation of Conservative Leaders (Threshold, $15), a campaign book he has written with Paul Ryan and Representative Kevin McCarthy of California. Well, great. But for years now, Republicans discussing the availability and cost of health care have been like a kid who, when asked why he hasn’t cleaned up his room, replies, “I was just about to!”
It is in the context of class that Sarah Palin’s two-year career on the American political scene is so significant. She “almost seemed to set off a certain trip wire within the political class regarding access to power,” as Rasmussen and Schoen put it. But it is not an ideological trip wire. The Alaska governorship that catapulted Palin onto the national scene requires dealing with oil executives and divvying up the money from their lease payments. It is a job for a pragmatist, not a preacher. Palin has sometimes opposed big government and sometimes favored it, as became clear when journalists discovered that, contrary to Palin’s claims, she had been slow to oppose the wasteful Alaskan “Bridge to Nowhere,” which became a symbol of federal pork.
The controversies over Palin are about class (and markers of class, like religiosity), not ideology. She
endorsed several underdog insurgent candidates who wound up winning Republican primaries in the spring and summer. How did she do that, when few observers — no matter how well informed, no matter how close to the Republican base — had given them a chance? Either Palin is a political idiot savant of such gifts that those who have questioned her intelligence should revise their opinion or, more likely, she is hearing signals from the median American that are inaudible to the governing classes — like those frequencies that teenagers can hear but adults can’t.
This talent alone does not make Palin a viable national leader. But until Republican politicians learn to understand the party’s new base, Palin will be their indispensable dragoman. After November’s election, the party will either reform or it will disappoint its most ardent backers. If it reforms, it is unlikely to be in a direction Palin disapproves of.
In The Ruling Class: How They Corrupted America and What We Can Do About It (American Spectator/Beaufort, paper, $12.95), Angelo M. Codevilla, an emeritus professor of international relations at Boston University who formerly was on the staff of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence, gives a very interesting, conservative account of class politics. Codevilla sees the country as divided into “the Ruling Class” and “the Country Class,” who “have less in common culturally, dislike each other more and embody ways of life more different from one another than did the 19th century’s Northerners and Southerners.” Codevilla’s terms are often frustratingly vague. The Ruling Class, in his definition, includes top Democrats as well as Bush Republicans, despite their many differences; the Country Class seems sometimes to mean the passive remainder of the country, and sometimes the vanguard of ideological insurgents.
And yet Codevilla captures the texture of today’s conservative grievances with admirable boldness and convincing exactitude. Slights are harder to tolerate than exactions, he finds: “Day after day, the Ruling Class’s imputations — racist, stupid, prone to violence, incapable of running things — hit like artillery cover for the advance of legislation and regulation to restrict and delegitimize.” This is a polemic, and people wholly out of sympathy with conservatism will dislike it. But Codevilla makes what we might call the Tea Party case more soberly, bluntly and constructively than anyone else has done.
Codevilla takes seriously the constitutional preoccupations of today’s conservative protesters and their professed desire for enhanced self-rule. He sees that the temptation merely to form “an alternative Ruling Class” in the mirror image of the last one would be self-defeating. Americans must instead reacquire the sinews of self-government, he thinks. Self-government is difficult and time-consuming. If it weren’t, everyone would have it. The “light” social democratic rule that has prevailed for the past 80 years has taken a lot of the burdens of self-government off the shoulders of citizens. They were probably glad to be rid of them. Now, apparently, they are changing their minds.
Codevilla has no illusions about their prospects for success. Americans are not in the position to roll back
their politics to before the time when Franklin D. Roosevelt or Woodrow Wilson or whoever-you-like ran roughshod over the Yankee yeomanry. Town, county and state governments no longer have much independent political identity. They are mere “conduits for federal mandates,” as Codevilla puts it. He notes that the 132 million Americans who inhabited the country in 1940 could vote on 117,000 school boards, while today a nation of 310 million votes in only 15,000 school districts. Self-rule depends on constitutional prerogatives that have long been revoked, institutions that have long been abandoned and habits of mind that were unlearned long ago. (Not to mention giving up Social Security and Medicare benefits that have already been paid for.) “Does the Country Class really want to govern itself,” Codevilla asks, “or is it just whining for milder taskmasters?”
We will find out soon enough. With a victory in November, Republicans could claim a mandate to repeal the Obama health care law and roll back a good deal of recent stimulus-related spending, neither of which they’ve made any pretense of tolerating. But achieving the larger goal — a citizenry sufficiently able to govern itself to be left alone by Washington — will require more. The Republican Party’s leaders will need to sit down respectfully with the people who brought them to power and figure out what they agree on. If Republicans make the error that Democrats did under President Obama, mistaking a protest vote for a wide mandate, the public will turn on them just as quickly.–www.nytimes.com
*Christopher Caldwell, a senior editor at The Weekly Standard, is the author of “Reflections on the Revolution in Europe: Immigration, Islam, and the West.”
These so called conservatives sure have a funny way of thinking. Did they say anything when Bush literally expended the federal government’s power? Why is it during Obama’s administration that they suddenly felt as if the government has grown too big? The American government has been growing bigger even since Reagan’s time. It’s not as if it’s a new phenomenon. As for the constitution loving tea party people, most of them have no idea what’s really in the constitution. You can hear calls for limited government and lower taxes but nobody bothers to suggest as how to proceed at that and about its sustainability in the long run.
didi - October 30, 2010 at 3:47 pm
I no speak England. No understand article. Could anyone translate it to english and may be Bahasa malaysia
thumblogic - October 30, 2010 at 4:03 pm
Yo didi,
Republican Elephant = ‘kecut gomen’ to allow free enterprise,
Democrat Donkey = ‘besaq gomen’ to take care of this ‘n that.
Basic Americana. Tea Party movements want to ‘kecutkan’ the big teloq which Obama pretends to possess. Looks like the midterm 2010 US elections, will make the donkey carry the elephant, and result in a homongous hernia..
Yup thumblogic,
Methinks all these superduper long-winded NY Times stuff’s causing no end of indigestion and constipation on this blog. Perhaps local stuff like twice dunked/baptized Ansari, in Batu Sapi and the gelak in Galas would make it more interesting.. But then our bloghost is gearing up for Monday, when Mdm State Sec. is arriving.
Menyalak-er - October 30, 2010 at 5:14 pm
“…it is the people who have the last word on how they are governed”
Herein lies the ultimate fallacy on existing democracy. The people have the right to cast votes – but how they are governed? Pressure groups, lobbies etc do the governing aided by spin.
Isa Manteqi - October 30, 2010 at 5:53 pm
Madame State Secretary is in town for the urut tradisional and kacip fatimah promised by our very own Fat Lady. Shrek is on the next flight back to play assistant to the traditional masseuse who will be in constant attendance during the entire visit. The hope is that Hilary will be too busy to want to see Anwar. The hope is that Hilary will take to the latest craze which is ping pong between two ladies after a dose of kacip fatimah.
Mr Bean - October 30, 2010 at 5:54 pm
Remember the ping pong diplomacy not too long ago?
Mr Bean - October 30, 2010 at 5:55 pm
Mr. Bean, if you ask the soon to pencen Samy Velu, he will call it putu mayam diplomacy at Raju’s in Petaling Jaya. In stead of wine, tea tarik will be served.
Our bloghost is monitoring the mid-term Congressional Elections in the US. If the Democrats (American liberals) control both House and the Senate, and Nancy Patricia D’Alesandro Pelosi retains her position as Speaker of the House of Representatives, then Obama’s chances of being a second term President are that much better. To our bloghost, both Galas and Batu Sapi are sideshows.
As far as Batu Sapi and Galas are concerned, I think unless there is massive vote buying and cheating, PAS will retain Galas signaling the end of whatever is left of Tengku Razaleigh’s influence in UMNO. Batu Sapi will see the defeat of PKR’s Ansari who is, in my view, the wrong candidate. The winner will likely be Barisan Nasional’s widow politician. Yong Teck Lee is a has been and has a bad record as Chief Minister. Ansari’s fall from the bridge (twice) is a bad omen. Anwar is wrong again for listening to Azmin Ali and making Ansari his choice.
PKR’s experiment in grassroots democracy is a disaster. Dr. Molly Cheah who was supposed to the chief monitor quit. Azmin will win and become Deputy President, and in all likelihood,after his defeat, Zaid Ibrahim will quit PKR to become a leader of the Third Force with the backing of Haris Ibrahim and his cohorts in Barisan Rakyat Bloggers Group and other civil society groups. PKR is now seen as UMNO in another form. As a result, its non-Malay members will join the liberal Zaid Ibrahim. Most people no longer trust Anwar Ibrahim.
Muthu-Tamil Nadu - October 30, 2010 at 7:19 pm
Mdm. State Sec. ain’t gonna like kacip fatimah. She’s more of the tongkat ali type – “walk silently and carry a big tongkat”. She’ll probably consider our most botoxed self professed 1st lady, mme. lumpiolus’s i.q. and e.q. suboptimal, if not abysmal.
Wonder who’s the minister in attendance? If they can’t decide, please don’t send a carpet salesman – might cause a serious diplomatic incident. You ain’t seen nothin’ yet until you get Hillary mad – she’ll squah ping-pongs into single dimensions. If you guys doubt it, ask Bill – he’s walking and talking funny nowadays.
Menyalak-er - October 30, 2010 at 10:15 pm
Mr Bean - October 30, 2010 at 10:28 pm
Seriously Bean, Hillary would’ve made a ‘firmer’ Prez than Obama – who’s getting his ears pretzeled big time and starting to look pretty ‘lembek’. Her cojones are massive. She should’ve turned down the cabinet appt. and bidded her time. She’s a much more poltical animal than either Condi and Madge Albright. Osama will have been toast by now. And you guys would have her health care plans shafted down your throats.
Menyalak-er - October 30, 2010 at 10:43 pm
Muthu-Tamil Naidu,
As far as politics in Malaysia is concerend your reading of the tarot cards has earned you super star status among crystal ball readers. Ping pong diplomacy may well be superceded by the teloq diplomacy otherwise known among Samy Velluans as the putu mayam diplomacy.
As for the mid-term elections over here, I am expecting Nancy Pelosi to lose her panties in the fight for control of the U.S. Congress between Democrats and Republicans.
Come 2012, we may see a fight between Obama and Hilary. This time Hilary may end up on top i.e. on top of Obama.
Mr Bean - October 30, 2010 at 10:44 pm
Yes, Menyalak-er. Hilary has the cajones? Why do you think Bill has no interest in her?
Mr Bean - October 30, 2010 at 10:50 pm
The Republicans are riding on the wave of discontent created by the recession which had its roots during the Bush administration and are expected to make a clean sweep of the House. But probably not the U.S. Senate. Tea-party baggers are the spoiler in some of the elections putting the weaker candidate up against the Democrats. But there are not too many of those to stop the swing.
Political novices have entered the fray. This is their best chance at getting elected as incumbents fight for their lives.
Mr Bean - October 30, 2010 at 11:03 pm
In difficult times, democracies start to show their ‘stasis’. People are never intrinsically ‘Liberal’ when their stomachs are empty. Tea without the milk and sugar can only do so much to alleviate the hunger, but it’s better than nothing. The donkeys will be falling on their ass in this election, despte what the pundits say. The disparate groups are really out for the jugular.
Obama ain’t no great shakes – a communicator who left his cojones and megaphone behind in Chicago. His team of economists are waffling and cowering since their inception and conception. Anyway, it’s no point blaming Bushie, the Shrub. He didn’t start the hurricane – he’s even oblivious to ‘wind’ breaking (farts)!
Menyalak-er - October 31, 2010 at 1:10 am
Mongkut Bean
Will Carly Fiorina formerly of HP and Meg Whitman formerly of EBay be able to win against Barbara Boxer and Jerry Brown.Thats the million dollar question in my neck of the woods.
Massaging Mah Che Chot and Hilary Clinton would result me being declared legally blind. Would have preferred Sarah Palin tho as I can see Russia from my front porch.
semper fi - October 31, 2010 at 4:26 am
“Would have preferred Sarah Palin tho as I can see Russia from my front porch” semper fi
From your front porch? I would have thought seeing the face of Sarah Palin ‘from your crotch’ would be more to your taste.
Mr Bean - October 31, 2010 at 6:40 am
or should I say to her taste?
Mr Bean - October 31, 2010 at 6:41 am
Does anyone know if she swallows?
Mr Bean - October 31, 2010 at 6:50 am
Swallow? I think she retches.
Jeez semper, why did you have to bring up all those ‘geli’ female felines.. Back here, we are still wondering aloud about Mah Che Chot’s 117 mega-ringgit largese from her ‘liberal’ wife.
Menyalak-er - October 31, 2010 at 12:48 pm
Menyalak-er
Me guess Carly, Meg, and Hilary are better looking than that Geisha makeup of Mah Che Chot. Now Not staisfied with the RM 117 mega ringgit largese Mah Che Chot is promoting the “Che Chot” line of cosmetics and sweetening the deal by removing duties and taxes. Soon we will see Mah Che Chot clones walking all around town just like the Night of the Living Dead.
Mongkut Bean, swallow or not Chief Shitting Bull say “me know how, me try chance”
semper fi - November 1, 2010 at 12:23 am
C’mon semper, MCC doesn’t use all that much makeup. I’ve had the unfortunate horror of seeing that mug close-up. It’s botoxed, with nary a wrinkle – sort of waxy ghoulish like. The smile becomes a grimace. Shudder, shudder..
But you’re right, she’s certainly ain’t in the same league as Carly, knobbly knees nor Mdm Sec State cankles, downstairs and certainly not upstairs. Btw, Sarah P. does look awesome for a grandma, but the mercury in Alaskan salmon has wrecked havoc with her upstairs. What was that old codger McCain thinking?!
Menyalak-er - November 1, 2010 at 12:45 am
You guys need to repent for your sins. Here’s something to help you along.
Mr Bean - November 1, 2010 at 12:53 am
What was that old codger McCain thinking?! Men think with their cojones and will also vote with their cojones. Sarah P is one good looking grandma that will still light the fire down under. They even have a Sarah P look alike porn site.
Imagine Najib getting chicken pox at 60 and on the eve of Hilary’s visit. I believe Mah Che Chot has something to do with it. Perhaps it’s not chicken pox but goose bumps just thinking about a meeting with Madame Secretary of State.
semper fi - November 1, 2010 at 3:27 am
Nah, it’s chickenpox alright, semper.
They’re treating him with mega doses of acyclovir. Remember, the old medievial curse: “The Pox be on Ye!” That’s what got him – it usually happens to pre-pubertals and maybe the stress of trying not to throw tantrums really got under his skin. I would caution Mdm PM Gillard and Mdm Sec. State to stay far away – ‘cuz one can never be sure whether it will morph into ‘blue-tongue’!
Menyalak-er - November 1, 2010 at 12:40 pm
They tell me it is herpes.
Mr Bean - November 2, 2010 at 1:14 am
Herpes Simplex B?
Semper Fi - November 2, 2010 at 3:07 am